Glass Sextoys

Glass sex toy manufactures make high end sex toys. They make high end sex toys out of lycra and glass and, pardon the pun, hardened plastics. Glass sex toy manufacturers make toys generally designed for females, specifically for insertion into the vagina for strengthening pelvic muscles. Those being the case, glass sex toy manufacturers offer very little in the way of guarantees to their customers. Think about it. What kind of a return policy can you have for a glass sex toy? Who would want a used glass sex toy and why? I guess some sick bastard would. Go figure.Glass sex toy manufacturers have a tough job. They make glass dildos and penises and pelvic strengthening tools for women who are looking to improve a healthy sex life. Glass sex toy manufacturers offer high end products that they expect to satisfy, pleasure, and produce results. Glass sex toy manufacturers offer competitive prices and are readily available all over the internet and in adult sex toy shops all around the world. Glass sex toy manufacturers do the best they can to offer a quality service for the good money that is spent on their products. But what do they do about unhappy customers. What do they do about returns and complaints and what kind of guarantees can they offer on a product specifically designed to be used for such a personal purpose. What can the do with return merchandise, resell it? Perhaps some twisted individuals on this third rock from the sun might buy used glass sex toys, but for the most part, they are spoiled goods. Sex toys are usually a one shot deal. Glass sex toys have a long shelf life, but really, once they are bought, they are pretty much done. People don’t share jock straps, they certainly aren’t sharing used glass sex toys.

CLERK: Yes ma’am, what can I do for you today? We have an extensive selection of dildos, vibrators, porn, literature—

WOMAN: Yes, I know, I was in here last month. I bought a bunch of toys and whips and some porno. It’s a great store. I have one problem though and it’s a big one. I spent fifty bucks on this lovely glass dildo, its curved and rippled and really is a thing of beauty, but I’m afraid it just doesn’t fit.

CLERK: Doesn’t fit?

WOMAN: Yes. It doesn’t satisfy me. Not even close. In fact, I have had a lot of problems. I’ve given it its fair shot, but it just doesn’t reach that spot, you know. I mean, for fifty bucks the thing ought to make me happy don’t you think?
CLERK: Well yes, but, I mean, we don’t guarantee satisfaction on the dildos, only that they will work.

WOMAN: Yes, and this one doesn’t work for me. It’s not even close.

SHE PULLS THE GLASS DILDO OUT. IT IS WASHED AND CLEAN BUT OBVIOUSLY USED, AND USED A LOT.

CLERK: Uhm, what exactly is it that you want ma’am?

WOMAN: Well, I’d like my money back, or I’d like a bigger unit with a slightly thicker shaft….

And you see how this could be a difficult proposition for any glass dildo manufacturer. What exactly is it that they are supposed to do? You really should be comfortable and happy with your dildo before you leave the store.